Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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