Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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