He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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