I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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