Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just had sex on a roof
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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