Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
this will be a night to untag.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
