enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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