I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
if only i could text you this smell
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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