Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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