puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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