You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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