Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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