you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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