i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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