Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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