Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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