I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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