just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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