she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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