It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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