please come you make the beer taste better
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
