That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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