Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh god it's open bar.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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