Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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