The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
should my penis look like a turkey
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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