Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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