I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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