what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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