Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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