We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
God, I missed his penis.
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