I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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