so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I didn't shave. On purpose
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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