I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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