I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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