My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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