bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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