through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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