She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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