question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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