Midget sex pt 2 tonight
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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