This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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