I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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