Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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