Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
