Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
