Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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