Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I bet he comes in French.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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