The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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