If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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