dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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