Already got asked if we're dating
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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