I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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