This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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