I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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