When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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