): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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