I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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